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One determined modder managed to cram Elden Ring’s hardest boss into Sekiro, and she hardly seems to stand a chance-

It always kind of felt like Elden Ring’s super hard megaboss Malenia was a transplant from Sekiro, FromSoftware’s fast-paced, parry-focused ninja action game. Her aggressive swordplay could just about do laps around my sluggish Tarnished⁠—she almost seems to demand a Wolf’s precision.

Enter the Land of Reeds mod from Last孤影众 (Gūyǐng zhòng), a Chinese gamer primarily active on Bilibili. The mod seems to be a strange sort of gaiden remix of Sekiro, changing multiple areas and, most notably, porting three iconic bosses from other FromSoftware games into Sekiro, including the now iconic rot valkyrie herself, Malenia.

I’m not sure I’d recommend playing the mod itself in its current state. Its Nexus page seems to host an out-of-date version, with multiple YouTube showcases of the project instead linking to a Google Drive directory I can’t personally vouch for that also lacks installation instructions, and I’ve seen mention of save file issues with its use. That said, I can recommend catching the mod in action from Souls YouTubers like Ongbal, a noted maestro of no-hit and challenge runs against Soulsborne bosses.

It’s just kind of a thrill to see Ongbal face tank Malenia’s infamous Waterfowl Dance attack with Sekiro’s timed blocks⁠—in Elden Ring, you’re either dodge rolling through it like a madman, running away, or just dying straight up. Indeed, dropping the Blade of Miquella into Sekiro almost seems to make her too easy, with a little fine tuning of her stagger meter perhaps required to give her more of a fighting chance.

Ongbal also recently uploaded a video showing off Dark Souls 3’s Slave Knight Gael in Sekiro via Land of Reeds, while fellow YouTuber Tigre has a no-hit run against Dark Souls 1’s Artorias in the mod. The big, Guts-y swordsmen seem like less of a natural fit for Sekiro’s combat than Malenia’s speedy fencing, but it’s still cool to see them in this completely different context.

Due to the inherent technical barrier, we’ll likely always remain bereft of the true FromSoft crossover power matchup though: seeing these clowns try and take on an Armored Core. Forget augmented human C4621, callsign: “Raven,” the got dang Dafeng Student Pilot, the most bullied man in Rubiconian history, could wipe the floor with every single Elden Ring demigod.

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So, that means Nvidia commissioning TSMC to manufacture GPUs, only to sell them straight back to TSMC in order to be used for cuLitho. Nice work if you can get it.

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More restricted military intel ends up on the War Thunder forums-

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Real Yakuza use a gamepad so you should nab this Xbox Controller at over 30% off to play the best series the right way-

Despite any misgivings one might have about Microsoft’s latest few consoles, the quality of its Xbox controller is undeniable. This only got better when the Core edition launched, complete with textured grips, different triggers, a new D-Pad and that snazzy capture button. Though I might be a keyboard and mouse kind of person when I boot up Steam, I made sure to whip out the gamepad when playing and replaying Yakuza—as one should. 

If you have yet to take on Yakuza or have been playing it the wrong way, Xbox’s pretty fantastic controller is just 2(two) cents above its lowest-ever price at Amazon—coming in at just under $44. 

From the intricate and precise combos of a fighter, to the uncut majesty of Lawn Mowing Simulator, some games just feel better on a controller. In Yakuza’s case, minigames and its combat system are designed specifically for controllers so there’s just something off about using a keyboard. 

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Samsung’s new game-streaming projectors combine together like Voltron-

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Samsung has clearly noticed this, with the refreshed version of The Freestyle projector making some changes with games in mind. The Freestyle 2023 adds Samsung’s Gaming Hub, an inbuilt app that gives you native access to game-streaming services. Xbox Cloud gaming is the big one, but the hub also supports Nvidia GeForce Now among other services.

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The best Helldivers 2 weapons

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Some of these are really good, and some of them, well, they’re not worth the effort or the Medals it’ll cost you to claim them. Here I’ve laid out my rankings for the best weapons in Helldivers 2. Since there are now also seven premium war bonds in the g…

The ‘Skibidi Toilet multiverse’ is ‘absolutely in talks’ to become a TV and movie series from Michael Bay-

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